: Almost Perfect ↘
He’s the guy who will never match up to your far-fetched standards, but somehow found means of living after having facts forced down his throat. He’s the guy you don’t bother to think about, nor wonder where he is, but if you called him, he’d pick up by the second ring.
He’s…
My family when someone wakes up before anyone else:
| Me: | Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound. |
| Everyone else: | Let me just stomp throughout the house, slam a bunch of doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind. |
| EVERY FREAKING HOLIDAY/WEEKEND |




